Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Love Equals

1= The number of cakes I've eaten in one sitting.
5= The number of times I've yelled "Pick that up" today.
21= The number of loads of laundry I have done this week.
69= The number that comes after 68.
131= The number of pounds I currantly weigh.
150= The number of pounds I would buy of bulk chocolate for candy making at Easter.
250= The number of dozens of roses my sister sold this week for a fund raiser.
750= The number of single roses I helped her tube.
789= Why 6 is scared. (Seven Eight (ate) Nine).
7004= The number of meals I've cooked for my hubby.
6242= The number of meals I've cooked for K1
46o8= The number of meals I've cooked for K2.
10506= The number of hours spent in kitchen making meals.
3600= The number of miles I have ran/walked since my transplant.
264,000= The number of steps taken running per month.
10= The number of pairs of running shoes.
2267= The number of deep fried cheese curds I've made since starting at the Bistro.
224,000= The number of calories disgused as deep fried cheese curds.
34,944= The number of insulin injections I took while diabetic.
22,680= The number of pills, vitaimins included since my transplant.
9= The number of times I've woken up naked with a stranger.
8= The number of times I've woken up naked with strangers who were emergancy medics.
14= The number of times I was told "I love you" today.
Infinity= My number of blessings.

2 comments:

Jojo said...

Too numerous to count = number of times you have made my day with fabulous, touching, funny stories.

lab munkay said...

Thanks Jojo- whatch your mail for the cheese curds I'm sending you for that.

Riv- here's how I got that number,
1 serving of 3.5 ounches of cheese=350 calories. Double that for the batter and grease and you get 700 calories per serving. If I average 3 orders per day, multiplied by 4 days a week I work per average, then multiply that by how many days I have worked I got 224,000. That is all estimated for total number of calories I have made via cheese curd. But I figured the calories I have injested by proxie, i.e., stand over the fryer and inhaling the oil, and taste testing one out of every fifth order, that number equals new pants.